HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I could not keep a straight face for my life while coming up with these. Enjoy!!
Note: I had NO idea what category to put this under.
Edit: Lol, what? Half of these aren't even funny to me anymore... you can tell I was a little overtired the other night.
Edit 2: WHAT THE FUCK?????? How did this become my most viewed piece? 18,548 views?????? Guys, it's not even funny, I swear!!!